The original title of this post was going to be 'Back in Business' but I couldn't help going with the alliteration thing on Wednesdays.
The shebang here is that my blog is back in business. To commemorate this event my blog manager commissioned 10 unique and highly collectible business cards. While she is responsible for everything else, I, being the creative one for the first time in our long and sordid relationship, created the Unicorn on the left and the beeswax (covering up my phone number) is also of my doing (and not on the actual card). Though the original art was in color we only have a black and white printer at my house so I had to color the Unicorn in with crayon.
This Unicorns name is Stampy McAwesome because everywhere he walks he stamps the earth with the word 'AWESOME'. I felt he fit the mood of this blog well enough to feature him prominently to all my future business partners.
An astute reader might notice that the subtitle which originally said 'Updated every Monday, Wednesday, & Friday', which changed about two weeks ago to 'Updated Every Two Months' in a thinly veiled attempt to hide my tardiness now reads 'Updated Every Tuesday & Friday'. I mean to keep to schedule this time, so to gain some credibility for my readers I will promise, on pain of lack of credibility, to hand draw any reader who calls me out on missing a deadline a Unicorn scene of their description. Calling outs must be submitted in email.
Also for those of you who would be tempted to point out that today is a Wednesday, I would respond, "I also update it whenever the fuck I want."
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Seeing as you've missed the past 2834 deadlines, I demand you draw me a unicorn version of the "bullet dodge" scene from the Matrix.
ReplyDeletei give it two weeks.
ReplyDeletealso, i'm glad you used the word "sordid" to describe your relationship.