An Objectionable Birthday

Blueberry (arms pictured) is presenting Aylward with the plastic dog turd of Unicornia, a party hat. Unfortunately Blueberry's joke does not go over at all and contributes to Aylward having the worst birthday in over a century.

The banner is being held up by trees. (not pictured)

An astute reader might notice that this blog is now diggable. How this works is if you click on that square it takes you to Digg.com where you can upvote my story so that others may happen upon this blog and click my adds.
You can not yet upvote this blog on reddit, but that's ok because they are probably too busy being atheists SO HARD.
Which is good because unicorns encourage that sort of behavior. Not that they are atheists them selves, but because they have never forgiven God since their last encounter 4,357 years ago.

In Actuality, I love Colleen the Most

Pictured are two unicorns fighting over who loves Colleen more. Colleen is my blog manager and the unicorns have just loved her since day one.

Some may consider this blog post published late, including the aforementioned, but I don't because this is still Monday and I only meant to publish on Monday. It would be unreasonable to ask me to publish at the same time every publishing day because its not an automated process and sometimes during the first minute of a day I am a sleep or away from my computer.

The Unicorn: A Spectacle of Nature

So this is a rough sketch I drew of a unicorn. I am including it here in case any of my readers are unclear exactly what a unicorn is. An astute reader may notice that two crucial aspects of unicorn biology are excluded from this diagram. From what I can conclude due the the lack of competing unicorn themed blogs, these are trade secrets known to a select few.

I'll be damned if I'm the one to out the holy grail of the unicorn universe.

(click on the image for a larger picture)

Imposter!

In Unicornia horses do exist and they are very jealous of the unicorns; to the point that sometimes they try to dress up as unicorns and play with them.
The unicorns don't stand for this.

Because unicorns are every color of the rainbow (and then some) some real unicorns are horse brown.
Their friends often make jokes about how they might be a horse. Just jokes, but it gets to them after a while.

Don't worry this one is clearly a horse.

O` What a Beautiful Morning!

Two unicorns enjoying a breakfast of badger that Tangerine caught.

Everyone is eager to share with the infamous rainbow unicorn.