Back Be Business Baby

The original title of this post was going to be 'Back in Business' but I couldn't help going with the alliteration thing on Wednesdays.

The shebang here is that my blog is back in business. To commemorate this event my blog manager commissioned 10 unique and highly collectible business cards. While she is responsible for everything else, I, being the creative one for the first time in our long and sordid relationship, created the Unicorn on the left and the beeswax (covering up my phone number) is also of my doing (and not on the actual card). Though the original art was in color we only have a black and white printer at my house so I had to color the Unicorn in with crayon.

This Unicorns name is Stampy McAwesome because everywhere he walks he stamps the earth with the word 'AWESOME'. I felt he fit the mood of this blog well enough to feature him prominently to all my future business partners.

An astute reader might notice that the subtitle which originally said 'Updated every Monday, Wednesday, & Friday', which changed about two weeks ago to 'Updated Every Two Months' in a thinly veiled attempt to hide my tardiness now reads 'Updated Every Tuesday & Friday'. I mean to keep to schedule this time, so to gain some credibility for my readers I will promise, on pain of lack of credibility, to hand draw any reader who calls me out on missing a deadline a Unicorn scene of their description. Calling outs must be submitted in email.

Also for those of you who would be tempted to point out that today is a Wednesday, I would respond, "I also update it whenever the fuck I want."

Enjoy

An Objectionable Birthday

Blueberry (arms pictured) is presenting Aylward with the plastic dog turd of Unicornia, a party hat. Unfortunately Blueberry's joke does not go over at all and contributes to Aylward having the worst birthday in over a century.

The banner is being held up by trees. (not pictured)

An astute reader might notice that this blog is now diggable. How this works is if you click on that square it takes you to Digg.com where you can upvote my story so that others may happen upon this blog and click my adds.
You can not yet upvote this blog on reddit, but that's ok because they are probably too busy being atheists SO HARD.
Which is good because unicorns encourage that sort of behavior. Not that they are atheists them selves, but because they have never forgiven God since their last encounter 4,357 years ago.

In Actuality, I love Colleen the Most

Pictured are two unicorns fighting over who loves Colleen more. Colleen is my blog manager and the unicorns have just loved her since day one.

Some may consider this blog post published late, including the aforementioned, but I don't because this is still Monday and I only meant to publish on Monday. It would be unreasonable to ask me to publish at the same time every publishing day because its not an automated process and sometimes during the first minute of a day I am a sleep or away from my computer.

Play Time Day Dream

This is a sample of my work so anyone that stumbles across onehorn.blogspot.com has something to look at while I get my act together. It features a unicorn with a scraggly beard dreaming about the fun he might have with his friends if only his beard was bigger.