An Objectionable Birthday

Blueberry (arms pictured) is presenting Aylward with the plastic dog turd of Unicornia, a party hat. Unfortunately Blueberry's joke does not go over at all and contributes to Aylward having the worst birthday in over a century.

The banner is being held up by trees. (not pictured)

An astute reader might notice that this blog is now diggable. How this works is if you click on that square it takes you to Digg.com where you can upvote my story so that others may happen upon this blog and click my adds.
You can not yet upvote this blog on reddit, but that's ok because they are probably too busy being atheists SO HARD.
Which is good because unicorns encourage that sort of behavior. Not that they are atheists them selves, but because they have never forgiven God since their last encounter 4,357 years ago.

Red Scare

This is one of the earliest unicorns I drew, on the Road to Georgia 2009. The knees look a bit sloppy, I know, but I was in a van with a trackpad so I view it as a victory.

This unicorn is rather upset that the Nightmare killed his friend, Daryl (previous post) and vows revenge.

Later, eating Kristyn's babies becomes the third most popular past time in Unicornia, behind Rainbow Frisbee and frolicking.

The Nightmare

This is the Nightmare from the other post that has been terrorizing Unicornia; a formidable opponent to be sure.
Much like Voldemort avoided Dumbledore during his ascent, the Nightmare has never confronted the rainbow unicorn, though in an entirely different way.
The beast on top of the Nightmare is called Kristyn, and the fear of the rainbow unicorn is primarily hers.

I drew this using a combination of oil on canvas and MS Paint

In Actuality, I love Colleen the Most

Pictured are two unicorns fighting over who loves Colleen more. Colleen is my blog manager and the unicorns have just loved her since day one.

Some may consider this blog post published late, including the aforementioned, but I don't because this is still Monday and I only meant to publish on Monday. It would be unreasonable to ask me to publish at the same time every publishing day because its not an automated process and sometimes during the first minute of a day I am a sleep or away from my computer.

A Nightmare

Rainbow unicorn addresses the crowd of unicorns (not pictured) that have come to marvel at the burning corpse.
There has not been a unicorn murder for as long as anyone can remember, and Old Blue was a wise and well respected member of the unicorn community.
This tragedy has sent the community reeling; if the perpetrator is not found the unicorns will surely be killed off one by one.
Already the rainbow unicorn has noticed several clues... most unwelcome clues.

The Unicorn: A Spectacle of Nature

So this is a rough sketch I drew of a unicorn. I am including it here in case any of my readers are unclear exactly what a unicorn is. An astute reader may notice that two crucial aspects of unicorn biology are excluded from this diagram. From what I can conclude due the the lack of competing unicorn themed blogs, these are trade secrets known to a select few.

I'll be damned if I'm the one to out the holy grail of the unicorn universe.

(click on the image for a larger picture)

Imposter!

In Unicornia horses do exist and they are very jealous of the unicorns; to the point that sometimes they try to dress up as unicorns and play with them.
The unicorns don't stand for this.

Because unicorns are every color of the rainbow (and then some) some real unicorns are horse brown.
Their friends often make jokes about how they might be a horse. Just jokes, but it gets to them after a while.

Don't worry this one is clearly a horse.